How to Write Serious Ike/Heather (if you must)

blacklacelily and I were discussing this today for the hell of it, and I figured I'd write this up because I think it's pretty interesting, even though I have no intention (right now, anyway) of writing it myself.

How to Write Serious Ike/Heather (if you must)

( Radiant Dawn spoilers. )

So there you are, a believable premise and plot for a serious Ike/Heather story.

If anyone feels like trolling certain fandom members writing it, I wouldn't mind seeing this written.