RD 3-7 "Cat Fight"

[amielleon]

In which Kyza asks to be called glamorous. (I'm not making this up.)

For those of you unfamiliar with my translation posts, I put a % if the line and that above it are merged. Otherwise you can assume the translation matches up line for line.

Also, some of the wording comes off as a bit awkward in English. I prioritize accuracy in these translations, since I figure that's what people are looking for. If the words I've chosen don't carry a vibe well, I note it.

Character	English	Japanese	My Rough Translation
Ranulf	So, it happens to be that I have a very rare and precious item in my possession. Which one of you thinks you deserve a gift?	…というわけで。 めずらしい物を手に入れたから おまえたちのどっちかにやろう。▼	... It's like this. I've obtained an unusual object, so which one of you shall I give it to?
Lyre	Ooo, me! Me! I want it!	はぁい！　わたしにくださぁい！▼	Yeessss! Give it to meeee!
Kyza	No, Captain! You should give it to me! After all, I'm your faithful servant.	いいえ、是非 あたしに！▼	No, surely to me[feminine]!
Lyre	What!? No way! That stuffy know-it-all doesn't need it! Look at me! I'm so tiny and helpless, I need all the help I can get. You wouldn't want me to get hurt, would you?	こ、こんな うすらでっかい獰猛な虎男より▼ 華奢で可憐なわたしにこそ 必要なものだと思いますぅ！▼	T-that's-- more than that huge, dim, ferocious tiger surely, to slender, sweet little me it would be a necessity, I think--!
Kyza	A stuffy know-it-all?! Oh, I say! How dare you, madam!? Captain Ranulf! You know that rewarding her behavior will only encourage her to act up in front of others! Have I not always followed your orders without question, both quickly and effectively?	あ、あんた… 人が気にしてることをよくも……▼ ライ隊長！ こんな貧相な猫娘には 不相応な代物だと思うわ！▼ 知的で戦闘力に優れるあたしにこそ 相応しいものですよね！？▼	Y-you... How dare you worry people... [note: not totally sure] Commander Ranulf! To give it to that seedy catgirl, I think that's improper. Surely, to intellectual, outstanding-in-fighting me, it would be appropriate, right!?
Ranulf	All right, all right... Sheesh. You know, I personally don't really care which of you gets it.	…あー…… オレはどっちでもいいから。▼	... Uhh...... I'm okay with it either way, so....
Lyre	You hold it right there, Kyza! I think you just called me a brat!	ちょっと、キサ！ 貧相ってどういう意味っ！？▼	Hang on, Kyza! What do you mean, "seedy"!?
Kyza	Pfft. I'm only stating the obvious. If you don't like it, don't act so childish.	見たまんまよ。▼	It's how you look. [Not totally sure.]
Lyre	Hmph! You stuck-up old alley cat!	なによ、筋肉でぶ！▼	What, you despicable meathead! [Not totally sure of this either. They don't teach you these things in school. :c]
Kyza	Stuck up?! Your mother would be ashamed at your lack of manners!	失敬な！ グラマラスって言いなさいよ！！▼	Such rudeness! Call me "glamorous"!
Ranulf	Argh! Stop already! I'm sorry I asked. Obviously I have to make the decision for you. All right, Kyza! This is yours. Take it.	………… おまえたちに聞いた オレが悪かったよ、うん。▼ というわけで、キサ！ おまえにやるから喧嘩はやめろ。▼	... After listening to you two, I'm sorry I asked ... yeah.% It's like this, Kyza! I'm giving it to you, so stop squabbling.
Kyza	Oh, thank you! Thank you! You've made me the happiest person in the army, Captain! Hah!	やったわ！▼	Oooh, hooray!
Lyre	What!? Why!? Why did you give it to him!?	えぇーっ！？ どうしてキサなんですかっ！▼	Ehhh--!? Why Kyza--?!
Ranulf	He's your commanding officer.	とりあえず、 おまえより上官だからな。▼	First of all, it's because he's your superior officer.
Lyre	That's not fair! He's a stuffy old bore! And I'm wearing my prettiest collar...	そんなの、ずるぅいっ！▼	That's so unfaaaair--!
Kyza	Forget it, Lyre. The captain knows who slaves day and night to keep the army running smoothly!	あきらめなさい、リィレ。 ライ隊長の愛は あたしのものよ！▼	Give up, Lyre. Commander Ranulf's love [Yes, he uses "ai", literally love.] is mine!
Lyre	No, no, no! The captain's love is mine! All mine! Give it to me!	やだやだ！ 隊長の愛は、わたしのだもん！ 渡しなさいよぉ！！▼	No way no way! Commander Ranulf's love, it's all mine! Give it to meee!
Kyza	If you want it, you'll have to take it!	欲しければ 力づくで奪ったらどう？▼	If you want it, you'll have to take it from me. How's that?
Lyre	Oh, you're dead!	言ったわね～！？▼	You asked for it~! [I think.]
Ranulf	What is it with you two? Sigh...	………そもそも “愛”じゃないんだって。▼ はぁ……▼	... To begin with, it wasn't out of "love". Sigh...